Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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