Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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