How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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