Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Randomize
