handjob tips. give me some.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
