it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
