ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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