I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i need some magic done to my vagina
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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