What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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