yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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