I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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