eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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