Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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