What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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