if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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