so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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