ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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