If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
