Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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