I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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