He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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