So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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