you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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