is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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