tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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