If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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