She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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