It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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