you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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