I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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