you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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