Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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