ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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