i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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