I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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