Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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