apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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