she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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