whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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