He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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