Fuck appropriateness.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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