This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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