how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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