I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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