I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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