Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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