elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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