I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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