doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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