Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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