Nicole vs. Life
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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