And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
