Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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