Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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