It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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