I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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