I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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