she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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